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Faux Pas

Did you ever wonder if you were too freaky to really relax in front of people? Today I let slip a rather (ithink) large personal detail at work, and now i'm wondering if i should have just kept my mouth…

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Place Your Bets!

On when the War begins with Iran. Officially, I mean. Because unofficially, we're already there. I mean hell, we went to war with Iraq for far less, and look how well that's going Question: If every nation has…

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sometimes i rhyme slow...

sometimes i rhyme quick it has been a while since i tried rapping. for a while, i was composing stanzas every spare moment, and now i have a bit of a back log. now my interest seems to…

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you load 16 tons....

Thoughts and misgivings about my career are the order of the day. I love what I do. Professional performer, benefits, constant change of scenery, a decent amount of autonomy. all these things and more make me never want to leave…

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nakatomi plaza

my friends in nakatomi start a tour tonight, and i hope it goes spectacularly. new electric is also going on a tour which i cannot join them on. it has been a big adjustment, not being able to tour. i…

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I toil not on the Sabbath!

I bet lots of us feel like we're somehow "behind" in life compared to our peers. I know I do. Other people always seem to have their lives so together and organized that I feel no small amount of anxiety…

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Kitchen Confidential

Let's hear it for klean kitchens! it took longer than i thought it would, but it's totally worth it! between the hair, the vomit, and the food spatter, that's a lot of cleaning. and then there's the mess that the…

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day off

self-motivation is really difficult. whenever i have a day to myself, i find that i am overwhelmed by the possibilities that lay before me. consequently, instead of the myriad accomplishments i envision the night before, my days off usually amount…

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anticrastinating.

not much happened today. i have almost made it through the latest harry potter, and it rules i am also missing money from my checking count, so tomorrow will be spent sorting that out. whee!!! in other…

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Thank Yaweh

So my friend Lee is in town, taking a really tough test. I am not a very religious person, but i frequently thank God that Lee is in my life. She has taught me (among many things) that my family…

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Animation Domination

Television is the opiate of the masses, and I'm OK with that for 2 hours every Sunday Fox also just ran a disclaimer before the Simpsons that read: "This programs contains issues related to same-sex marriages. Parental discretion…

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Tour de Lance

well, it's almost official. Lance Armstrong, barring any mishaps, will win his 7th straight Tour de France tomorrow. let's give the man a hand, shall we? he's unstoppable. i wonder what he's like in person. i also wonder what it's…